4 May 2010 0 Comments

Reuben Ranzo

Poor old Rueben Ranzo

Ranzo me boys Ranzo

Poor old Rueben Ranzo

Ranzo me boys Ranzo

Ranzo was no sailor

He was a New York Tailor

Ranzo was no sailor

But they shipped him aboard of a whaler

Ranzo was no beauty

And he would not do his duty

So they gave him lashes thirty

Because he was so dirty

The captain’s daughter Suzy

Begged her dad for mercy

She gave him wine and water

And a bit more than she ought to

She gave him an education

She taught him navigation

Now Ranzo is a sailor

A captain aboard of a whaler

Now wherever them whalefish blow

He’s the hardest bastard on the go

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