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6 January 2013 0 Comments

Virgin Sturgeon

Caviar comes from virgin sturgeon; Virgin sturgeon’s a very fine dish. Very few sturgeon are ever virgin, That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish. Caviar comes from virgin sturgeon; Virgin sturgeon’s a very fine fish. Virgin sturgeon needs no urgin’; That’s why caviar is my dish. I fed caviar to my girl-friend; She was a […]

5 May 2010 16 Comments

Good Ship Venus (Sea Porn) – Be Warned Dirty Lyrics

Twas on the good ship Venus, By God you should have seen us, The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast the Captain’s penis. The captain of this lugger, He was a dirty bugger, He wasn’t fit to shovel shit From one ship to another. The captain’s wife was Mabel. Whenever she was […]