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10 September 2010 0 Comments

Charlotte the Harlot (Sea Porn : Lyric Warning)

Sample can be heard here: http://www.saltydick.com/lyrics/08-charlotte-the-harlot.htm Charlotte the Harlot lay dying, a pisspot supporting her head, Surrounded by six horny sailors, she rolled on her left tit and said, “I’ve been fucked by the Pohmmies and Irish, I’ve been fucked by the Yanks and the Jews, Now I’ve come over here to Australia to be […]

10 September 2010 0 Comments

Chinatown Bumboat (Sea Porn: Mildly Dirty)

Sample can be heard here: http://www.saltydick.com/lyrics/03-the-chinatown-bumboat.htm I was strolling down Sand Street one fine summer night And I spied a fair damsel as she hove in sight. I ran up my number, to which she replied, “I’m a Chinatown bumboat going out with the tide, “I’m a Chinatown bumboat going out with the tide.” I […]

10 September 2010 0 Comments

Christopher Columbo (Sea Porn: Lyric Warning)

Hear sample here: http://www.saltydick.com/lyrics/15-christopher-columbo.htm In fourteen hundred ninety-two a sailor from Italy, He walked the dirty streets of Spain and shat in every alley. At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain, named Isabella, Who cast an amoroshus glance at Chris, the smart young fella. He knew the world was round-o. His balls did […]

5 May 2010 0 Comments

Cheer’ly Men (Sea Porn) Be Warned Dirty Lyrics

Oh Nancy Dawson hiyo Cheerily Men So says the bosun hiyo Cheerliy Men She’s got no drawers on hiyo Cheerliy Men, Hauly Hiyo Cheerliy Men Oh Flora Fernana hiyo Loves her banana hiyo It didn’t harm her hiyo Oh suzie skinner hiyo She’s no beginner hiyo Prefers it to dinner hiyo Oh Betsy Baker hiyo […]

5 May 2010 0 Comments

Cold Ocean Blue

Written by Sam Leary (c) 2008 Sailing on back to the colonies On a fine shapely vessel called Mae So heave away boys and drink your dark rum We’re on our way back home to New Zealand again Heave away boys and chew your tobacco We’re on our way back home again Never more will […]

4 May 2010 0 Comments

Chicken on a Raft

Written by the great Cyril Tawney (c) 1950 ish Skipper in the wardroom drinkin’ gin, Hi yo, chicken on a raft! I don’t mind knockin’, but I ain’t goin’ in! Hi yo, chicken on a raft! The jimmy’s laughin’ like a drain, Hi yo, chicken on a raft! He’s lookin’ at me comic cuts again! […]

4 May 2010 0 Comments

Come All You Toungers

Come all you tonguers and land-loving lubbers Here’s a  job cutting-in, and boiling down blubbers A job for the youngster or old and ailing The agent will grab any man for shore whaling I am paid in soap and sugar and rum For cutting in whale and boiling down tongue The  agent’s fee makes my […]